But I feel like I need to have a grinds-my-gears moment!
It is a completely unrelated subject, but I'm just going to put it out there.
Why is it that almost every homo in the world - aspires to be with a straight man?
This has come from me spending way too much time with the boys in my choir - who all come out with things like.
*Please imagine effeminacy* "OMG, that guy last night was so hot - I mean, you wouldn't have known he was gay except that he was at the Peel."
*Others Agree* "Yeah straight men are so much hotter."
Okay so my issue lies with this.
A) If you are gay - and as gay acting as most of my friends are, it's a real Pot-Kettle-Black moment to be criticising men who are also effeminate.
B) What the fuck did they expect!
Okay world I'm going to be a HOMO *pause* SEXUAL - I'll apply a little makeup - Dance like all the girls in a video with 50cent - Scream like a 14 year old everytime Like a prayer comes on in a club - - - Oh... But you - I won't date you because you're too gay.
If you want to be a homo, I think it comes with a certain protocal. Maybe these men are just trying to fill the void of daddy issues by chasing men who aren't gay and won't accept them just like their dad - but I see nothing attractive in men who are interested in VAGINA!
Don't get me wrong, I draw a huge line at the superficial terradactyl homos who paint on so much makeup and rouge their cheeks to the point that they look alien! And with wrists so limp that their elbows are fused to their sides like some kid of prehistoric reptile.
They don't hold any appeal, but then again - It's more that they are as dumb as the dinasours they share such resemblance with.
A key thing you will notice with terradactyl homo's, particularly from the south side of the Yarra River in Melbourne. Is they will probably say the following:
- I die my hair blonde because blondes have more fun.
- I'm a 2IC for (Insert clothing store) or I'm a barista - yes I had to go to tafe for that.
- Also the following terms are used outside of a text medium. "LOL", "ROFL", "OMG" and "WTF"
I'm actually unsure they know the meaning of the above.
So I guess I'm a little bit elitist as a homo - But I feel I have a healthy disposition in not obsessing over straight seduction.
I feel like there should be Straight Seducers Anonymous.
"Hi My name is Barry - And I'm Straight Seductor - Last night I was on the train home and I saw a homeless man yelling at the door - he sounded so straight and all I could to stop myself from begging for sex was to bite my tongue till it bled - i'm into that too now."
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