So this is the beginning of the saddest day of my life...
I added a flag counter, I figure it will tell me if anyone ever stumbles accross my blog... So I guess you'll find me in the foetal position lamenting my efforts to get anyone to listen to me after a week of blogging. (I feel like I should cheat and get my friends to sign in, but I kinda don't want them involved).
On a lighter note! I want a kitten...
Well I say Kitten, I'd prefer a full grown Cat! Already toilet trained, not soo cute and playful that you don't notice some kind of secret sadistic nature :| And I like a Cat with a fully formed personality.
I have a friend who's cat is on anitdepressents! Her [cat's] name is Tammy, and when she was a kitten she felt neglected (according to the vet) and now has deep seeded issues relating to her kitten-hood woes. The last thing I need is a manic-depressed cat skulking around the house looking for draino to guzzle and end it all!
Then again, I always care most about the pet that is sick or dying. I had a beautiful big Tabby named Tigger, when I left home Mum and Dad kept him (along with their other Cats) and moved out to a farm, after a fight with a stray we discovered he had Cat AIDs, the other cat's were immunised and life went on as normal. But everytime I came home I'd secretly let Tig's into the main house to sleep on my bed, because of the AIDs and all and he became my favourite...
Anyway, I want to save two Cats and need to either convince my housemates or move somewhere cat friendly! Apparently I'm cruel, but they would be named
'The Hitman' and
'The Chemist', as it is a long standing tradition amongst friends and family of mine to give the cat a position as a name, just for fun here's a list.
- The proffessor
- Mr Punchy
- The Rocket Man
- The Chef
- The Jackson 5
- The Samurai (He is saimese)
- And finally
'Resty Dev'
, Who's name was derived from the hit cult television show - '
Arrested Development
.
Mum and Dad aren't so fun, we have Meg, Millie and Bella, three IDENTICAL black cats that I cannot tell apart! Mum did adopt a fox that she named Randall!
That's right folks -
Randy Fox
.
And he was allowed in the back room, slept on a big cat bed with the three Cat's (Tigger had passed away by this point)and was fed canned Tuna every morning.
Randy stopped showing up one day - We can only assumed he was killed, or realised he was a Fox... One of the two.
Now mum feeds about 10 possums :|

When dad dies, she will officially be the crazy cat lady from the simpsons, except with possums.