Well to counter my sore head yesterday, I managed to head off to the movies... We saw Date Night :D Tina Fey, Steve Carrell, everyone had high hopes.
And we weren't disappointed!
Of course there was that awkward moment, after not actually going to the movies for a few months (I exclude the "Art House" cinema near my house), I forgot how insanely huge the servings were :| There were four of us so I was thinking large popcorn, right?
Well we had the joy of receiving an 8 litre bucket of popcorn :D It was fun, we didn't finish it (not even close) and were waiting for some mother in the cinema to lecture us about all the starving children in the world!
Anyway this brings me to the title of my blog.
You know that judgement call in the cinema, when all the action is happening, guns are firing, people screaming and you are about to reach the climax of the movie...
You think:
"I gotta pee..."
Shift in your seat a little
... "Well they're in a car chase it must nearly be over... I'll hold it."
After that you have convinced yourself you can make it another 10 minutes until the movie ends.
20 minutes later (Said in the style of the french narrator from Spongebob).
My legs are crossed so tightly that anything that was sticking out has regressed into my body, I should have gone when they were in the car chase... Now the film is really hitting a climax and I look like I'm really feeling the tension.
Needless to say... I made it out fine, had the most relieving Whiz I have ever had and lived to tell the story :P
But I have come to a new resolution!
Always go during the car chase...
On a similar note, Batman - The dark knight was a real mind fuck :| That film ends about 20 times, my bladder almost developed a split personality!
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